{"id":20207,"date":"2018-02-16T05:21:58","date_gmt":"2018-02-16T05:21:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/storepurim-grogger-large-wooden-noise-maker\/"},"modified":"2018-02-16T05:21:58","modified_gmt":"2018-02-16T05:21:58","slug":"purim-grogger-large-wooden-noise-maker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/store\/purim-grogger-large-wooden-noise-maker\/","title":{"rendered":"Purim Grogger &#8211; Large Wooden Noise Maker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A royal party like you&#8217;ve never seen But Vashti refuses to be the dancing queen A drunken king orders her killed Leaving a position to be filled The great beauty pageant begins And a nice Jewish girl wins While the Jewish community kvelled Her religious identity, Esther withheld Meanwhile Mordechai is the talk of the town To Haman, the wicked, he won&#8217;t bow down Too bad Haman has a short fuse And decides to kill all of the Jews Esther is asked to intercede with the king But who knows what that could bring? What mood will he be in when she arrives? This guy has no qualms about killing his wives So the Jews fast and pray And Esther prepares a royal buffet Mordechai is hopeful and is not scared As Haman is having his gallows prepared A reversal of fortunes, a twist of fate Leaves Haman a bit irate G\u2011d&#8217;s plan is put into gear Haman&#8217;s end is very near Eshter proves to be a queen Of great spirit and grace And Haman is hanged in Mordechai&#8217;s place The king turns over a new leaf Mordechai&#8217;s the new chief The Jews are empowered to fight for their lives Justice triumphs and Judaism survives The thirteenth day of Adar comes And the Persian army succumbs Gone was the threat of annihilation Purim became a day of celebration So grab a Megillah and some Tequilla Let the spirit of the day be your guide There&#8217;s no greater high than Jewish pride Courtesy of Chabad dot org<\/p>\n<h3>Product Features<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Large Wood Purim Grogger 9&#8243; Tall 7.5&#8243; Wide<\/li>\n<li>Easy to Hold and Spin, Great for Children<\/li>\n<li>Features the Phrase &#8220;When the month of Adar enters, we increase in joy&#8221; in Hebrew<\/li>\n<li>Made of Strong Wood Material<\/li>\n<li>Perfect Gift or Mishloach Manot<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A royal party like you&#8217;ve never seen But Vashti refuses to be the dancing queen A drunken king orders her killed Leaving a position to be filled The great beauty pageant begins And a nice Jewish girl wins While the Jewish community kvelled Her religious identity, Esther withheld Meanwhile Mordechai is the talk of the <a class=\"moretag\" data-post-item=\"20207\" href=\"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/store\/purim-grogger-large-wooden-noise-maker\/\" >[More]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20208,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7381],"tags":[702,858,3262,7271,7670,9393],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/store\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/41-dS3KsfFL.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20207"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20207\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/frumcare.com\/store\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}